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it's the fastest way to get rid of him.
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:-D ;-)
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wait honey, I´ve to tune my banana:

http://www.gemueseorchester.org/index.p ... &Itemid=28
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Dear Dogs and Cats,

The dishes with the paw print are yours and contain your food. The other dishes are mine and contain my food. Please note, placing a paw print in the middle of my plate and food does not stake a claim for it becoming your food and dish.
The stairway was not designed by NASCAR and is not a racetrack. Beating me to the bottom is not the object. Tripping me doesn't help because I fall faster than you can run.

I cannot buy anything bigger than a king sized bed. I am very sorry about this. Do not think I will continue sleeping on the couch to ensure your comfort.
Dogs and cats can actually curl up in a ball when they sleep. It is not necessary to sleep perpendicular to each other stretched out to the fullest extent possible. I also know that sticking tails straight out and having tongues hanging out the other end to maximize space is nothing but sarcasm.

For the last time, there is not a secret exit from the bathroom. If by some miracle I beat you there and manage to get the door shut, it is not necessary to claw, whine, meow, try to turn the knob or get your paw under the edge and try to pull the door open. I must exit through the same door I entered. Also, I have been using the bathroom for years - canine or feline attendance is not required.

The proper order is kiss me, then go smell the other dog or cat's butt.
I cannot stress this enough!


To pacify you, my dear pets, I have posted the following message on our front door:

To All Non- Pet Owners Who Visit & Like to Complain About Our Pets:
1.They live here. You don't.
2. If you don't want their hair on your clothes, stay off the furniture.
(That's why they call it "fur"niture.)
3. I like my pets a lot better than I like most people.
4. To you, it's an animal. To me, he/she is an adopted son/daughter who is short, hairy, walks on all fours and doesn't speak clearly.

Remember: Dogs and cats are better than kids because they:

01. Eat less
02. Don't ask for money all the time
03 Are easier to train (except: Terrier’s and Shih Tzu’s )
04. Normally come when called
05. Never ask to drive the car
06. Don't hang out with drug-using friends
07. Don't smoke or drink
08. Don't have to buy the latest fashions
09. Don't want to wear your clothes
10. Don't need a gazillion dollars for college
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I´m not into photo or video so picturerequests are somekind of useless here ;)
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Misinterpretation of lyrics of common pop songs (requires german language)

http://www.antenne.de/antenne/onair/akt ... hoerer.php
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you guys ought to get a life :lol: speaking of which, i'm on holidays until the end of the year :D time to get back to ahhh :) :) MUSIC!!!
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grrr... :x Holiday till the end of the year has to be phantastic. :)
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thanks Zer, it's a 10 years dream come true :wink:
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hell yes, IT has been a good business to me.. the job was alterning between getting paid to do next to nothing in the office and working on fireman mode at customer's sites. I must have been taking the plane more than 300 times over those years :o but since monday, our 9 years client ended my contract :) fuck i'm i happy :D :D
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Attention! The most of all accidents are happening at home:

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G8 meeting:

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that's two good ones in a row bingo...
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the pictures of the faces are perfectly chosen, from the perspective of the perspective :-D
but the cuts are ugly, and totaly unnecessory.
It's easy to slect all faces closely, give the slection a border of two pixels, and then apply Gaussian Blurr on it, to make them faces really fit into the picture.
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they are necessary to mark the pic as irony... :wink: :D
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