Please - Hijack this thread

Post by **hubird** » Sat Jun 23, 2007 8:33 pm

it's the fastest way to get rid of him.

Post by **hubird** » Sun Jun 24, 2007 8:59 am

Zer · Post by **Zer** » Tue Jun 26, 2007 2:05 am

vote

http://blog.ifrance.com/georg.w/blogima ... 0&i=365194

Zer · Post by **Zer** » Wed Jun 27, 2007 4:54 am

wait honey, I´ve to tune my banana:

http://www.gemueseorchester.org/index.p ... &Itemid=28

Zer · Post by **Zer** » Fri Jun 29, 2007 1:09 am

Dear Dogs and Cats,

The dishes with the paw print are yours and contain your food. The other dishes are mine and contain my food. Please note, placing a paw print in the middle of my plate and food does not stake a claim for it becoming your food and dish.
The stairway was not designed by NASCAR and is not a racetrack. Beating me to the bottom is not the object. Tripping me doesn't help because I fall faster than you can run.

I cannot buy anything bigger than a king sized bed. I am very sorry about this. Do not think I will continue sleeping on the couch to ensure your comfort.
Dogs and cats can actually curl up in a ball when they sleep. It is not necessary to sleep perpendicular to each other stretched out to the fullest extent possible. I also know that sticking tails straight out and having tongues hanging out the other end to maximize space is nothing but sarcasm.

For the last time, there is not a secret exit from the bathroom. If by some miracle I beat you there and manage to get the door shut, it is not necessary to claw, whine, meow, try to turn the knob or get your paw under the edge and try to pull the door open. I must exit through the same door I entered. Also, I have been using the bathroom for years - canine or feline attendance is not required.

The proper order is kiss me, then go smell the other dog or cat's butt.
I cannot stress this enough!

To pacify you, my dear pets, I have posted the following message on our front door:

To All Non- Pet Owners Who Visit & Like to Complain About Our Pets:
1.They live here. You don't.
2. If you don't want their hair on your clothes, stay off the furniture.
(That's why they call it "fur"niture.)
3. I like my pets a lot better than I like most people.
4. To you, it's an animal. To me, he/she is an adopted son/daughter who is short, hairy, walks on all fours and doesn't speak clearly.

Remember: Dogs and cats are better than kids because they:

01. Eat less
02. Don't ask for money all the time
03 Are easier to train (except: Terrier’s and Shih Tzu’s )
04. Normally come when called
05. Never ask to drive the car
06. Don't hang out with drug-using friends
07. Don't smoke or drink
08. Don't have to buy the latest fashions
09. Don't want to wear your clothes
10. Don't need a gazillion dollars for college
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Zer · Post by **Zer** » Sun Jul 01, 2007 11:22 pm

I´m not into photo or video so picturerequests are somekind of useless here

Zer · Post by **Zer** » Sun Jul 01, 2007 11:57 pm

XTC
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F4vST6_clnA

Zer · Post by **Zer** » Mon Jul 02, 2007 3:17 am

Misinterpretation of lyrics of common pop songs (requires german language)

http://www.antenne.de/antenne/onair/akt ... hoerer.php

Zer · Post by **Zer** » Wed Jul 04, 2007 7:50 am

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b7K5y9sL3mU

Gordon Gekko · Post by **Gordon Gekko** » Thu Jul 05, 2007 6:45 am

you guys ought to get a life

speaking of which, i'm on holidays until the end of the year

time to get back to ahhh

MUSIC!!!

Zer · Post by **Zer** » Thu Jul 05, 2007 6:46 am

grrr...

Holiday till the end of the year has to be phantastic.

Gordon Gekko · Post by **Gordon Gekko** » Thu Jul 05, 2007 6:48 am

thanks Zer, it's a 10 years dream come true

Gordon Gekko · Post by **Gordon Gekko** » Thu Jul 05, 2007 7:20 am

hell yes, IT has been a good business to me.. the job was alterning between getting paid to do next to nothing in the office and working on fireman mode at customer's sites. I must have been taking the plane more than 300 times over those years

but since monday, our 9 years client ended my contract

fuck i'm i happy

Zer · Post by **Zer** » Mon Jul 09, 2007 7:05 am

Attention! The most of all accidents are happening at home:

Zer · Post by **Zer** » Thu Jul 12, 2007 6:40 am

webcrash 2007

Zer · Post by **Zer** » Fri Jul 13, 2007 1:37 am

BingoTheClowno · Post by **BingoTheClowno** » Fri Jul 13, 2007 11:21 am

G8 meeting:

Post by **garyb** » Fri Jul 13, 2007 1:23 pm

that's two good ones in a row bingo...

Post by **hubird** » Sun Jul 15, 2007 3:49 pm

the pictures of the faces are perfectly chosen, from the perspective of the perspective

but the cuts are ugly, and totaly unnecessory.
It's easy to slect all faces closely, give the slection a border of two pixels, and then apply Gaussian Blurr on it, to make them faces really fit into the picture.

astroman · Post by **astroman** » Sun Jul 15, 2007 5:14 pm

they are necessary to mark the pic as irony...