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Posted: Fri May 27, 2005 5:41 am
by krizrox
Posted: Fri May 27, 2005 6:40 am
by BingoTheClowno
Posted: Fri May 27, 2005 7:04 am
by braincell
It is better to go blind than to have no sex.
Posted: Fri May 27, 2005 7:18 am
by paulrmartin
The catholic church in Quebec used to say "Masturbation will make you go blind". Now, aside from the fact that a lot of priests should be blind, we have to consider going without sex altogether if our prostates act up?

Posted: Fri May 27, 2005 7:25 am
by BingoTheClowno
Isn't sex good for the prostate?
Posted: Fri May 27, 2005 8:29 am
by paulrmartin
As age advances so the frequency of sex decreases. Reflect on that
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Posted: Fri May 27, 2005 9:16 am
by alfonso
On 2005-05-27 09:29, paulrmartin wrote:
As age advances so the frequency of sex decreases. Reflect on that
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It's a matter of how is your social situation when you are old and how do you like your partner, maybe...
Posted: Fri May 27, 2005 1:47 pm
by Gordon Gekko
nah, rock stars should get it till 107 years old

Posted: Fri May 27, 2005 5:07 pm
by hubird

............ 'I'm Mick Jagger, 107 years old and all my girls are dead, but I'm still rock'n'
Posted: Fri May 27, 2005 5:12 pm
by emzee
OK.... it's the chair that's rockin'.... I just keep my hand still.
Posted: Fri May 27, 2005 5:19 pm
by hubird
a motor driven one then

Posted: Fri May 27, 2005 5:59 pm
by borg
guys guys,
i know i haven't contributed much to the community lately, but i feel the need to set something straight... pun intended, hehe
forget your wild dreams about the fanciest birds... you need to take it in your own hands. pun intended.
sex won't do!
http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/health/3072021.stm
Posted: Fri May 27, 2005 6:21 pm
by hubird
Posted: Sat May 28, 2005 1:17 pm
by paulrmartin
What gets to me is those guys who stick a needle in their "dongle" to get it up...
A serial number should do the trick, no?
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Posted: Sat May 28, 2005 2:24 pm
by braincell
Viagra makes it like you are 20 when you are 80. That is progress!
On 2005-05-27 09:29, paulrmartin wrote:
As age advances so the frequency of sex decreases. Reflect on that
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Posted: Sun May 29, 2005 1:58 am
by emzee
I'd rather have had the wisdom of 80 with the body of 20.
Posted: Sun May 29, 2005 1:32 pm
by blazesboylan
Sorry for the tame post, but Blindness (Jose Saramago) is one of my favourite novels ever.
Posted: Sun May 29, 2005 5:00 pm
by paulrmartin
On 2005-05-27 08:18, paulrmartin wrote:
The catholic church in Quebec used to say "Masturbation will make you go blind"...
Oops, that should read
Deaf not
Blind
That conjures up images of a lot of frustrated musicians not wanting to lose their livelyhood
