Too much can make you go blind

krizrox · Post by **krizrox** » Fri May 27, 2005 5:41 am

http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20050527/ap_ ... _blindness

nah.. too easy

BingoTheClowno · Post by **BingoTheClowno** » Fri May 27, 2005 6:40 am

braincell · Post by **braincell** » Fri May 27, 2005 7:04 am

It is better to go blind than to have no sex.

paulrmartin · Post by **paulrmartin** » Fri May 27, 2005 7:18 am

The catholic church in Quebec used to say "Masturbation will make you go blind". Now, aside from the fact that a lot of priests should be blind, we have to consider going without sex altogether if our prostates act up?

BingoTheClowno · Post by **BingoTheClowno** » Fri May 27, 2005 7:25 am

Isn't sex good for the prostate?

paulrmartin · Post by **paulrmartin** » Fri May 27, 2005 8:29 am

As age advances so the frequency of sex decreases. Reflect on that

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alfonso · Post by **alfonso** » Fri May 27, 2005 9:16 am

On 2005-05-27 09:29, paulrmartin wrote:
As age advances so the frequency of sex decreases. Reflect on that

[ This Message was edited by: paulrmartin on 2005-05-27 09:29 ]

It's a matter of how is your social situation when you are old and how do you like your partner, maybe...

Gordon Gekko · Post by **Gordon Gekko** » Fri May 27, 2005 1:47 pm

nah, rock stars should get it till 107 years old

Post by **hubird** » Fri May 27, 2005 5:07 pm

............ 'I'm Mick Jagger, 107 years old and all my girls are dead, but I'm still rock'n'

emzee · Post by **emzee** » Fri May 27, 2005 5:12 pm

OK.... it's the chair that's rockin'.... I just keep my hand still.

Post by **hubird** » Fri May 27, 2005 5:19 pm

a motor driven one then

borg · Post by **borg** » Fri May 27, 2005 5:59 pm

guys guys,

i know i haven't contributed much to the community lately, but i feel the need to set something straight... pun intended, hehe

forget your wild dreams about the fanciest birds... you need to take it in your own hands. pun intended.

sex won't do!
http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/health/3072021.stm

Post by **hubird** » Fri May 27, 2005 6:21 pm

paulrmartin · Post by **paulrmartin** » Sat May 28, 2005 1:17 pm

What gets to me is those guys who stick a needle in their "dongle" to get it up...

A serial number should do the trick, no?

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braincell · Post by **braincell** » Sat May 28, 2005 2:24 pm

Viagra makes it like you are 20 when you are 80. That is progress!

On 2005-05-27 09:29, paulrmartin wrote:
As age advances so the frequency of sex decreases. Reflect on that

[ This Message was edited by: paulrmartin on 2005-05-27 09:29 ]

emzee · Post by **emzee** » Sun May 29, 2005 1:58 am

I'd rather have had the wisdom of 80 with the body of 20.

blazesboylan · Post by **blazesboylan** » Sun May 29, 2005 1:32 pm

Sorry for the tame post, but Blindness (Jose Saramago) is one of my favourite novels ever.

paulrmartin · Post by **paulrmartin** » Sun May 29, 2005 5:00 pm

On 2005-05-27 08:18, paulrmartin wrote:
The catholic church in Quebec used to say "Masturbation will make you go blind"...

Oops, that should read Deaf not Blind

That conjures up images of a lot of frustrated musicians not wanting to lose their livelyhood