Keyfax Announces Breakthrough in MIDI Technology

John Cooper · Post by **John Cooper** » Fri Apr 01, 2005 5:52 pm

http://www.keyfax.com/

Think how much warmer your midi synths will sound using thing!

Post by **garyb** » Fri Apr 01, 2005 6:08 pm

they didn't say how much i need to pay......

darkrezin · Post by **darkrezin** » Fri Apr 01, 2005 6:10 pm

Will my synths sound even warmer if I use a 16-track tape recorder as a sequencer?

Herr Voigt · Post by **Herr Voigt** » Fri Apr 01, 2005 6:23 pm

April, April!

BingoTheClowno · Post by **BingoTheClowno** » Fri Apr 01, 2005 6:37 pm

...Focused Algorithmic Kinetic Enhancement...
....

...the MIDI-Tube uses a high plate voltage to drive the tube to a soft clip and features a 2 IN, 2 OUT configuration. The MIDI tube is USB 2.0 compliant and PC/Mac compatible.

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next to nothing · Post by **next to nothing** » Fri Apr 01, 2005 8:20 pm

"Using an advanced patented process (Focused Algorithmic Kinetic Enhancement), MIDI signals are restored to their original "pre-MIDI" sound."

FAKE

braincell · Post by **braincell** » Fri Apr 01, 2005 8:27 pm

Warm data at last!

emzee · Post by **emzee** » Fri Apr 01, 2005 10:07 pm

Won't this make the bytes........ fuzzy?

at0m · Post by **at0m** » Sat Apr 02, 2005 1:47 am

hey piddiz, I'm not sure I want SFP to sound like my keyboard

cheers john, great post

Lima · Post by **Lima** » Sat Apr 02, 2005 6:00 am

Fantastic, I can't stop laughing!

Post by **hubird** » Sat Apr 02, 2005 8:03 am

at0m · Post by **at0m** » Sat Apr 02, 2005 10:29 am

hey, hubird, how about this one

http://www.digitmag.co.uk/news/index.cfm?NewsID=4799
'EU to ban Macs'

thermos · Post by **thermos** » Sat Apr 02, 2005 10:40 am

i dont get it? how does it work.

in norway they said on the news i would get paid to capture rats. jippi im gonna be a millionair.
the bad news is that the way people from bergen roll our r`s (dialect) can be leathel.

Post by **hubird** » Sat Apr 02, 2005 6:39 pm

On 2005-04-02 10:29, at0m wrote:
'EU to ban Macs'

......... 'AAAARRGHHR'

paulrmartin · Post by **paulrmartin** » Sat Apr 02, 2005 10:26 pm

On 2005-04-01 20:27, braincell wrote:
Warm data at last!

Right on, braincell!

Nestor · Post by **Nestor** » Mon Apr 04, 2005 6:35 pm

Ho man... those burning ones and zeros gets me mad... 100011010111010100101110101001110, wow man... that's what I call hot!