Yodish generator

[Neutron]

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[kensuguro]

I remember seeing a mom warn her daughter.. "Bad girls get up on beds on display, that's what bad girls do. You're not a bad girl right?". Seemed a little too mathematical for a girl of 3 or 4 to understand. That's a 2 part deduction that I'm sure would confuse slow adults.

I actually would have prefered "People who buy the bed get to use the bed. You're not buying the bed are you?", as it gives her a reason. Actually, "get off the bed, it'll get dirty" would be straight to the point.

Yoda would have had her start with handstands, and fed her some green stew that apparently Luke did not dig.

[garyb]

to the point yoda is, always....

[garyb]

if known the mind is, translation is needed not.

[kylie]

reminds me of the time where erwin, the KI, was transferred to a scientific pocket calculator with reverse polish notation

(see http://ars.userfriendly.org/cartoons/?id=19990826 aund the follow-up http://ars.userfriendly.org/cartoons/?id=19990827).

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