Please - Hijack this thread

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An Italian, an Irishman and a Chinese fellow are hired at a Sydney construction site. The foreman points to a huge pile of sand and says to the Italian guy, "You're in charge of sweeping." To the Irishman he says "You're in charge of shoveling."
To the Chinese guy, "You're in charge of supplies."
He then says, "Now, I have to leave for a little while. I expect you guys to make a dent in that there pile."

So the foreman goes away for a couple hours, but when he returns the pile of sand is untouched. He says to the Italian:
"Why didn't you sweep any of it?"
The Italian replies in a heavy accent, "I no gotta broom, an' you tella me dat de Chinese'a guy supposa bringa da supplies, but he disappear and I no finda him."
Then the foreman turns to the Irishman and asks why he didn't shovel.
The Irishman replies in his heavy brogue, "Aye, that ye did, but I couldn't get meself a shovel. Ye left the Chinese fella in charge of supplies, but I couldn't fin' him."
The foreman is really angry now, and storms off looking for the Chinese guy. He can't find him anywhere and is getting angrier by the minute. Just then, the Chinese guy springs out from behind the pile of sand and yells...
"Supplies!!"

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first real smart one.

I`ll have a funny time when I`m old. Odl ladies where the tramp stamp gushes over their leggins and the breastpercings are showing up near to the belly button and so on. That will be a very funn time.

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http://www.thewebsiteisdown.com/

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Why every guy should buy his girlfriend a Wii Fit.http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v31qxrXs ... re=related
Why NOT every guy should buy his girlfriend a Wii Fit.http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AryF2uvO86Y&NR=1

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Pelican vs. pigeon http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PO5ifLzLYiU

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Hungry cow
http://br.youtube.com/watch?v=oXhElaGCZ ... re=related

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http://www.jibjab.com/originals/big_box_mart

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brutal Sesame Street http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=InZNBcJTmWs&eurl

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http://nothingforungood.com/2008/07/23/ ... n-germany/

http://nothingforungood.com/2008/07/29/ ... -of-chips/

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http://de.youtube.com/watch?v=pEssz-HZe1o

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http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/c ... _edit2.jpg

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no i think it's not photoshopped.

Giant leopard moth found at 1AM near a light bulb in Newport News, Virginia

here's another link:
http://commons.wikimedia.org/wiki/Image ... _edit2.jpg

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what is that? pollen?
yeah, nature is beautyful by nature

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War of the districts of Berlin

http://br.youtube.com/watch?v=JfLqGs1iV ... re=related
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=er-tGlgVCkE