Come on already! I've been waiting for ages to see someone hijack this thread!!!!!
Whats holding you back ?
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hit http://www.independentrecording.net/ an press frequency charts
"Heaven is there where hell is and heaven is not on earth!"
hm..well it is at elast not related to pulsar / scope systems 
http://youtube.com/watch?v=ynjIoymWHvU
http://youtube.com/watch?v=ynjIoymWHvU
"Heaven is there where hell is and heaven is not on earth!"
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The European Union commissioners have announced that agreement has been reached to adopt English as the preferred language for European communications, rather than German, which was the other possibility. As part of the negotiations, Her Majesty's Government conceded that English spelling had some room for improvement and has accepted a five-year phased plan for what will be known as EuroEnglish (Euro for short).
1. In the first year, "s" will be used instead of the soft "c". Sertainly, sivil servants will resieve this news with joy. Also, the hard "c" will be replaced with "k". Not only will this klear up konfusion, but typewriters kan have one less letter.
2. There will be growing publik enthusiasm in the sekond year, when the troublesome "ph" will be replaced by "f". This will make words like "fotograf" 20 per sent shorter.
3. In the third year, publik akseptanse of the new spelling kan be expekted to reach the stage where more komplikated changes are possible. Governments will enkorage the removal of double letters, which have always ben a deterent to akurate speling. Also, al wil agre that the horible mes of silent "e"s in the languag is disgrasful, and they would go.
4. By the fourth year, peopl wil be reseptiv to steps such as replasing "th" by "z" and "w" by "v".
5. During ze fifz year, ze unesesary "o" kan be dropd from vords kontaining "ou" and similar changes vud of kors be aplid to ozer kombinations of leters.
After zis fifz yer,ve vil hav a reli sensibl riten styl. Zer vil be no mor trubls or difikultis and evrivun vil find it ezi tu understand ech ozer. Ze drem vil finali kum tru.
1. In the first year, "s" will be used instead of the soft "c". Sertainly, sivil servants will resieve this news with joy. Also, the hard "c" will be replaced with "k". Not only will this klear up konfusion, but typewriters kan have one less letter.
2. There will be growing publik enthusiasm in the sekond year, when the troublesome "ph" will be replaced by "f". This will make words like "fotograf" 20 per sent shorter.
3. In the third year, publik akseptanse of the new spelling kan be expekted to reach the stage where more komplikated changes are possible. Governments will enkorage the removal of double letters, which have always ben a deterent to akurate speling. Also, al wil agre that the horible mes of silent "e"s in the languag is disgrasful, and they would go.
4. By the fourth year, peopl wil be reseptiv to steps such as replasing "th" by "z" and "w" by "v".
5. During ze fifz year, ze unesesary "o" kan be dropd from vords kontaining "ou" and similar changes vud of kors be aplid to ozer kombinations of leters.
After zis fifz yer,ve vil hav a reli sensibl riten styl. Zer vil be no mor trubls or difikultis and evrivun vil find it ezi tu understand ech ozer. Ze drem vil finali kum tru.
"Heaven is there where hell is and heaven is not on earth!"
newspeak edit.
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"Heaven is there where hell is and heaven is not on earth!"
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It's all good Zer,
and most of the stuff you post really makes me laugh, but it would be an extremely good idea to take off the picture of a certain prophet and a little girl, because muslims do not live in stone ages anymore, as a matter of fact there are top notch hackers among them waging e-war against various American government institutions, and i would really like to see this forum keep on going in peace(as it is my favorite place on the web) which will not be the case if one of them spots your post. That's one and very practical reason.
The other being it's an inflammatory post, and there's absolutely no need for it.
With best regards,
Stefan
and most of the stuff you post really makes me laugh, but it would be an extremely good idea to take off the picture of a certain prophet and a little girl, because muslims do not live in stone ages anymore, as a matter of fact there are top notch hackers among them waging e-war against various American government institutions, and i would really like to see this forum keep on going in peace(as it is my favorite place on the web) which will not be the case if one of them spots your post. That's one and very practical reason.
The other being it's an inflammatory post, and there's absolutely no need for it.
With best regards,
Stefan
May all sentient beings achieve liberation from suffering 