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Oh, yea, that sign… That means:
Do not go into a Cinema at midnight without taking care of your dog, turn left if you need to, but go back as soon as possible to right, so to keep in the right path, then scratch your head with your feet in a way that your skull feels happy, while you listen to The Doors in front of a window.
And the last two signs mean:
But nevertheless, if you don’t like this indications, do whatever you consider better.
Do not go into a Cinema at midnight without taking care of your dog, turn left if you need to, but go back as soon as possible to right, so to keep in the right path, then scratch your head with your feet in a way that your skull feels happy, while you listen to The Doors in front of a window.
And the last two signs mean:
But nevertheless, if you don’t like this indications, do whatever you consider better.
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Sister Mary Katherine entered the Monastery of Silence. The Priest said, "Sister, this is a silent monastery. You are welcome here as long as you like, but you may not speak until I direct you to do so."
Sister Mary Katherine lived in the monastery for 5 years before the Priest said to her, "Sister Mary Katherine, you have been here for five years. You may speak two words."
Sister Mary Katherine said, "Hard bed."
"I'm sorry to hear that," the Priest said, "We will get you a better bed."
After another five years, the Priest called Sister Mary Katherine. "You may say another two words, Sister Mary Katherine."!
"Cold food," said Sister Mary Katherine, and the Priest assured her that the food would be better in the future.
On her 15th anniversary at the monastery, the Priest again called Sister Mary Katherine into his office. "You may say two words today.
"I quit," said Sister Mary Katherine.
"It's probably best," said the Priest. "You've done nothing but bitch since you got here."
Sister Mary Katherine lived in the monastery for 5 years before the Priest said to her, "Sister Mary Katherine, you have been here for five years. You may speak two words."
Sister Mary Katherine said, "Hard bed."
"I'm sorry to hear that," the Priest said, "We will get you a better bed."
After another five years, the Priest called Sister Mary Katherine. "You may say another two words, Sister Mary Katherine."!
"Cold food," said Sister Mary Katherine, and the Priest assured her that the food would be better in the future.
On her 15th anniversary at the monastery, the Priest again called Sister Mary Katherine into his office. "You may say two words today.
"I quit," said Sister Mary Katherine.
"It's probably best," said the Priest. "You've done nothing but bitch since you got here."
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