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Posted: Tue Apr 25, 2006 4:44 am
by Zer
English for runaways
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English for beginners:
Three witches watch three swatch watches. Which witch watch which
swatch watch?
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English for the advanced
Three switched witches watch three Swatch watch switches. Which
switched witch watch which Swatch watch switch?
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English for professionals
Three swiss witch-bitches, which wished to be switched
swiss witch- bitches, wish to watch three swiss Swatch watch
switches. Which swiss witch-bitch which wishes to be a switched swiss
witch-bitch, wishes to watch which swiss Swatch watch switch?
Posted: Tue Apr 25, 2006 10:06 am
by wayne
Posted: Tue Apr 25, 2006 10:13 am
by wayne
To sit in solemn silence in a dull dark dock
In a pestilential prison with a life long lock
Awaiting the sensation of a short sharp shock
From a cheap and chippy chopper on a big black block
(G&S)
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Posted: Wed Apr 26, 2006 2:22 am
by Zer
smart!
Posted: Wed Apr 26, 2006 2:23 am
by Zer
Okay let`s get back to the image site of life.
Here`s some candy for your girlfriend:
Posted: Wed Apr 26, 2006 3:00 am
by wayne
All hail Zer, King of Hijack!
Posted: Wed Apr 26, 2006 3:31 am
by Zer
yeah this thread looks like a long monolog of mine those days, but I can´t help it. I fucking love it.
Posted: Wed Apr 26, 2006 3:56 am
by Counterparts
Bad grammar in the "English for..." series though
No need to call the Apostrophe Police at this stage however, move along now...
Posted: Wed Apr 26, 2006 8:24 am
by Zer
well I just copy and pasted it...to many switches inside for me to manage a bachelor of grammar.
Posted: Thu May 04, 2006 5:45 am
by Cochise
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Posted: Thu May 04, 2006 6:24 am
by Cochise
I can see her hand outlining sort of head with helmet...
(*added*)
It's also somehow oedipusly erotic on the wide
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Posted: Thu May 04, 2006 3:19 pm
by samplaire
Fidel Castrol
Posted: Fri May 05, 2006 12:53 am
by Zer
On 2006-05-04 16:19, samplaire wrote:
Fidel Castrol
Ui...that`s a dangerous imperative.
Obviously, I`d like to live in cuba.
Posted: Mon May 08, 2006 12:29 am
by Zer
Posted: Mon May 08, 2006 7:32 am
by Zer
Posted: Mon May 08, 2006 8:43 pm
by Spirit
The evolution of dance:
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Posted: Tue May 09, 2006 7:14 am
by Zer
Posted: Thu May 11, 2006 6:17 am
by Zer
When a man volunteers to do the BBQ the following chain of events are
put into motion:
01) The woman buys the food.
02) The woman makes the salad, prepares the vegetables, and makes
dessert.
03) The woman prepares the meat for cooking, places it on a tray
along with the necessary cooking utensils and sauces, and takes
it to the man who is lounging beside the grill - beer in hand.
04) The man places the meat on the grill.
05) The woman goes inside to organise the plates and cutlery.
06) The woman comes out to tell the man that the meat is burning. He
thanks her and asks if she will bring another beer while he deals
with the situation.
07) The man takes the meat off the grill and hands it to the woman.
08) The woman prepares the plates, salad, bread, utensils, napkins,
sauces, and brings them to the table.
09) After eating, the woman clears the table and does the dishes.
10) Everyone praises the man and thanks him for his cooking efforts.
11) The man asks the woman how she enjoyed "her night off." And, upon
seeing her annoyed reaction, concludes that there's just no
pleasing some women....
Posted: Wed May 17, 2006 1:44 am
by Zer
The message reads: There`s always a clever head behind, BND (German mini CIA).
Posted: Wed May 17, 2006 6:54 am
by Zer
