Please - Hijack this thread

Zer · Post by **Zer** » Tue Apr 25, 2006 4:44 am

English for runaways

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English for beginners:

Three witches watch three swatch watches. Which witch watch which

swatch watch?
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English for the advanced

Three switched witches watch three Swatch watch switches. Which

switched witch watch which Swatch watch switch?
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English for professionals

Three swiss witch-bitches, which wished to be switched

swiss witch- bitches, wish to watch three swiss Swatch watch

switches. Which swiss witch-bitch which wishes to be a switched swiss

witch-bitch, wishes to watch which swiss Swatch watch switch?

wayne · Post by **wayne** » Tue Apr 25, 2006 10:06 am

wayne · Post by **wayne** » Tue Apr 25, 2006 10:13 am

To sit in solemn silence in a dull dark dock
In a pestilential prison with a life long lock
Awaiting the sensation of a short sharp shock
From a cheap and chippy chopper on a big black block

(G&S)

[ This Message was edited by: wayne on 2006-04-25 11:14 ]

Zer · Post by **Zer** » Wed Apr 26, 2006 2:22 am

smart!

Zer · Post by **Zer** » Wed Apr 26, 2006 2:23 am

Okay let`s get back to the image site of life.
Here`s some candy for your girlfriend:

wayne · Post by **wayne** » Wed Apr 26, 2006 3:00 am

All hail Zer, King of Hijack!

Zer · Post by **Zer** » Wed Apr 26, 2006 3:31 am

yeah this thread looks like a long monolog of mine those days, but I can´t help it. I fucking love it.

Counterparts · Post by **Counterparts** » Wed Apr 26, 2006 3:56 am

Bad grammar in the "English for..." series though

No need to call the Apostrophe Police at this stage however, move along now...

Zer · Post by **Zer** » Wed Apr 26, 2006 8:24 am

well I just copy and pasted it...to many switches inside for me to manage a bachelor of grammar.

Cochise · Post by **Cochise** » Thu May 04, 2006 5:45 am

[ This Message was edited by: Cochise on 2006-05-04 06:45 ]

Cochise · Post by **Cochise** » Thu May 04, 2006 6:24 am

I can see her hand outlining sort of head with helmet...

(*added*)
It's also somehow oedipusly erotic on the wide

[ This Message was edited by: Cochise on 2006-05-06 15:12 ]

samplaire · Post by **samplaire** » Thu May 04, 2006 3:19 pm

Fidel Castrol

Zer · Post by **Zer** » Fri May 05, 2006 12:53 am

On 2006-05-04 16:19, samplaire wrote:
Fidel Castrol

Ui...that`s a dangerous imperative.

Obviously, I`d like to live in cuba.

Zer · Post by **Zer** » Mon May 08, 2006 12:29 am

Zer · Post by **Zer** » Mon May 08, 2006 7:32 am

Spirit · Post by **Spirit** » Mon May 08, 2006 8:43 pm

The evolution of dance:

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Zer · Post by **Zer** » Tue May 09, 2006 7:14 am

http://www.elysia.com/alpha_compressor. ... f16.0.html

Zer · Post by **Zer** » Thu May 11, 2006 6:17 am

When a man volunteers to do the BBQ the following chain of events are
put into motion:

01) The woman buys the food.

02) The woman makes the salad, prepares the vegetables, and makes
dessert.

03) The woman prepares the meat for cooking, places it on a tray
along with the necessary cooking utensils and sauces, and takes
it to the man who is lounging beside the grill - beer in hand.

04) The man places the meat on the grill.

05) The woman goes inside to organise the plates and cutlery.

06) The woman comes out to tell the man that the meat is burning. He
thanks her and asks if she will bring another beer while he deals
with the situation.

07) The man takes the meat off the grill and hands it to the woman.

08) The woman prepares the plates, salad, bread, utensils, napkins,
sauces, and brings them to the table.

09) After eating, the woman clears the table and does the dishes.

10) Everyone praises the man and thanks him for his cooking efforts.

11) The man asks the woman how she enjoyed "her night off." And, upon
seeing her annoyed reaction, concludes that there's just no
pleasing some women....

Zer · Post by **Zer** » Wed May 17, 2006 1:44 am

The message reads: There`s always a clever head behind, BND (German mini CIA).

Zer · Post by **Zer** » Wed May 17, 2006 6:54 am

http://www.lachmeister.de/lustige.php?id=1516