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The evolution of dance:
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When a man volunteers to do the BBQ the following chain of events are
put into motion:
01) The woman buys the food.
02) The woman makes the salad, prepares the vegetables, and makes
dessert.
03) The woman prepares the meat for cooking, places it on a tray
along with the necessary cooking utensils and sauces, and takes
it to the man who is lounging beside the grill - beer in hand.
04) The man places the meat on the grill.
05) The woman goes inside to organise the plates and cutlery.
06) The woman comes out to tell the man that the meat is burning. He
thanks her and asks if she will bring another beer while he deals
with the situation.
07) The man takes the meat off the grill and hands it to the woman.
08) The woman prepares the plates, salad, bread, utensils, napkins,
sauces, and brings them to the table.
09) After eating, the woman clears the table and does the dishes.
10) Everyone praises the man and thanks him for his cooking efforts.
11) The man asks the woman how she enjoyed "her night off." And, upon
seeing her annoyed reaction, concludes that there's just no
pleasing some women....
put into motion:
01) The woman buys the food.
02) The woman makes the salad, prepares the vegetables, and makes
dessert.
03) The woman prepares the meat for cooking, places it on a tray
along with the necessary cooking utensils and sauces, and takes
it to the man who is lounging beside the grill - beer in hand.
04) The man places the meat on the grill.
05) The woman goes inside to organise the plates and cutlery.
06) The woman comes out to tell the man that the meat is burning. He
thanks her and asks if she will bring another beer while he deals
with the situation.
07) The man takes the meat off the grill and hands it to the woman.
08) The woman prepares the plates, salad, bread, utensils, napkins,
sauces, and brings them to the table.
09) After eating, the woman clears the table and does the dishes.
10) Everyone praises the man and thanks him for his cooking efforts.
11) The man asks the woman how she enjoyed "her night off." And, upon
seeing her annoyed reaction, concludes that there's just no
pleasing some women....
