Please - Hijack this thread

[Shroomz~>]

Stardust, you might have seen these before, but what the hell....

Some British Laws:-

1. It is illegal to die in the Houses of Parliament.

2. It is an act of treason to place a postage stamp bearing the British king or queen's image upside-down.

3. It is illegal for a woman to be topless in Liverpool except as a clerk in a tropical fish store.

4. Eating mince pies on Christmas Day is banned.

5. If someone knocks on your door in Scotland and requires the use of your toilet, you are required to let them enter.

6. In the UK a pregnant woman can legally relieve herself anywhere she wants, including in a policeman's helmet.

7. The head of any dead whale found on the British coast automatically becomes the property of the King, and the tail of the Queen.

8. It is illegal not to tell the tax man anything you do not want him to know, but legal not to tell him information you do not mind him knowing.

9. It is illegal to enter the Houses of Parliament wearing a suit of armour.

10. It is legal to murder a Scotsman within the ancient city walls of York, but only if he is carrying a bow and arrow.

[Shroomz~>]

It is illegal for ones car to run out of gas on the Autobahn.

Many years ago I ran out of petrol/gas on the French Autoroute whilst driving a 7.5 tonne truck to an exhibition in Lyon. ... It was just as I was approaching a petrol station & about to get more fuel as well. ... To make things worse, the director of my expo company was with me sharing the driving. .. He said "FFS!!! Do you know what this means Mark? We're going to need to call out an engineer to bleed the air out" - 3 hours later we were back on the road...

[nightscope]

"In Kentucky, it is illegal to carry a concealed weapon more than six-feet long.

In France, it is forbidden to call a pig Napoleon.

In London, it is illegal to flag down a taxi if you have the plague.

In Vermont, women must obtain written permission from their husbands to wear false teeth. "

ns

[Zer]

nice try...correct would have been an ivisible paper, but at least for 50 bucks.

[Zer]

"How many women have you targeted for romance that turned you into a 'friend'? The harder you try, the further away they push you. (..)"
So true...but don`t even think you`re a friend. You are just another appropriate idiot.

[wayne]

[garyb]

the Reaper?
that's not cricket...

[Shroomz~>]

Queeny - "Don't step on the red dot Ishmehl, it's a landmine... come to me"

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[Zer]

DM in the studio http://tinyurl.com/c33ko4

[next to nothing]

http://www.closedzone.com/

[Neutron]

East coast laws:
Massachusetts

It is illegal to give beer to hospital patients.

At a wake, mourners may eat no more than three sandwiches.

Snoring is prohibited unless all bedroom windows are closed and securely locked.

Taxi drivers are prohibited from making love in the front seat of their taxi during their shifts.

All men must carry a rifle to church on Sunday.

Hunting on Sundays is prohibited.

It is illegal to go to bed without first having a full bath.

A woman can not be on top in sexual activities.

Children may smoke, but they may not purchase cigarettes.

Quakers and witches are banned.

Bullets may not be used as currency.

Massachusetts liquor stores can only open on Sundays if they are in Berkshire, Essex, Franklin, Middlesex or Worcester counties and are within 10 miles of the Vermont or New Hampshire borders.

Naming counties originally is banned. they must be named mostly like English ones.

[garyb]

they don't call it "New England" for nothing...

[Zer]

http://failblog.org/2009/03/09/laundry-win/

[Zer]

[garyb]

you bet.
if you saw what was put into the water, you'd laugh even harder.

[Zer]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kfKagh02WBc

[garyb]

And I am sure it is the same for coke.

actually, that's how most mass produced beer is currently made, a post mix syrup and carbonated water.....

[garyb]

that's all that's in the one's made from post mix.

never the less, one thing that europeans are good at is protecting the production methods of their finer alchoholic beverages.

[Zer]

Is somebody into murder jobs? I`ll pay 2500 bucks for killing me. Thanx in advance.

[Fluxpod]

Is somebody into murder jobs? I`ll pay 2500 bucks for killing me. Thanx in advance.

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